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hi i'm sony. I'm vegetarian and love animals.
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Mmodified's favorite FMLs

Today, my father asked me to never contact him again. The reason? His "new" family doesn't know I exist and explaining that he has a 28 year old daughter to his wife and his other children would be "awkward". I have siblings that I will never meet. FML

By forgottendaughter - / Sunday 17 January 2010 14:41 / South Africa

Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 17 January 2010 13:44 / United States

Today, I woke up with a pillow under my t-shirt. Turns out my boyfriend wanted to 'see if I would look hot even when pregnant'. We've been dating for three weeks now. FML

By notpregnant - / Sunday 17 January 2010 12:20 / Italy

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

By Concussed - / Sunday 17 January 2010 06:22 / Australia

Today, was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I am an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML

By mikey09 - / Sunday 17 January 2010 05:37 / United States