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mmodified
  • Town/Country : Queen City, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 October 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 5759
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About mmodified : hi i'm sony.
I'm vegetarian and love animals.

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML

#8865322
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25988) - you deserved it (7364)

On 03/06/2010 at 9:31am - intimacy - by ICantBelieveThis - United States (New York)

Today, my father asked me to never contact him again. The reason? His "new" family doesn't know I exist and explaining that he has a 28 year old daughter to his wife and his other children would be "awkward". I have siblings that I will never meet. FML

#7395726
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37956) - you deserved it (1878)

On 01/17/2010 at 9:41am - misc - by forgottendaughter (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML

#7395269
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26916) - you deserved it (2154)

On 01/17/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML

#7395269
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26916) - you deserved it (2154)

On 01/17/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up with a pillow under my t-shirt. Turns out my boyfriend wanted to 'see if I would look hot even when pregnant'. We've been dating for three weeks now. FML

#7394843
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24423) - you deserved it (3599)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:20am - love - by notpregnant (woman) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, I woke up with a pillow under my t-shirt. Turns out my boyfriend wanted to 'see if I would look hot even when pregnant'. We've been dating for three weeks now. FML

#7394843
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24423) - you deserved it (3599)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:20am - love - by notpregnant (woman) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, I woke up with a pillow under my t-shirt. Turns out my boyfriend wanted to 'see if I would look hot even when pregnant'. We've been dating for three weeks now. FML

#7394843
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24423) - you deserved it (3599)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:20am - love - by notpregnant (woman) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, I woke up with a pillow under my t-shirt. Turns out my boyfriend wanted to 'see if I would look hot even when pregnant'. We've been dating for three weeks now. FML

#7394843
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24423) - you deserved it (3599)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:20am - love - by notpregnant (woman) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

#7391699
209 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 1:22am - health - by Concussed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I am an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML

#7390812
108 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 12:37am - work - by mikey09 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was on my way to meet the girl I like at the beach. I parked my truck and walked to the restaurant where I was supposed to meet her. She wasn't there so I called her and she told me she cancelled because it started raining. There wasn't a cloud in the sky. FML

#7390197
41 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 12:13am - love - by Weathersucks - France

Today, my 6-year-old cousin came to my door, demanding canned food. I asked him what for, and he said, "Dad said I needed them for a school project." I said all right, and he started raiding my pantry. I was left with only green beans. He stole all my Spaghetti O's. FML

#7389576
85 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 11:43pm - misc - by Stumble (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my best friend decided to admit to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she is now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML

#6812194
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29070) - you deserved it (2097)

On 12/18/2009 at 3:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML

#6812101
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24001) - you deserved it (4145)

On 12/18/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML

#6812101
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24001) - you deserved it (4145)

On 12/18/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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