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Today, my dad found out that I'm a member on a bodybuilding forum and decided to join it too. It's only been a few hours, but he's already told everyone that he's my dad, posted that I'm a "total pussy in real life", and questioned my sexuality. Thanks. FML
by -.- / 04/13/2014 at 6:16pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous
by lax22 / 04/13/2014 at 4:33pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my nephews discovered how to trick my washing machine into starting up while the door is still open. My laundry room is now flooded, and their mom refuses to accept any responsibility for it. FML
by MisterGasMoney / 04/13/2014 at 1:08pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, my coworker tried to convince my boss that I'm not human. Her examples of how I'm influenced by demons included how I don't wear a jacket in the winter, and that I once got a nosebleed from sneezing. My boss thinks she's hilarious and is playing along. FML
by worker666 / 04/13/2014 at 10:51am / United States / Work
by Ticklish / 04/13/2014 at 5:33am / United States (Iowa) / Love
Today, I had to work at the restaurant instead of going to the prom, which nobody asked me out to. For five hours, I got to shamefully greet and seat people on their way home from the prom, all of whom knew I was too lame to get asked out. FML
by annoyed teen / 04/12/2014 at 11:01pm / United States (Idaho) / Work
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend. As we walked back home from the cinema, he was checking his phone, when suddenly someone grabbed it and ran off. I had to be the one to go run after the thug because my 23-year-old boyfriend froze on the spot, crying. FML
by Ieri / 04/12/2014 at 5:56pm / Albania / Love
by princess / 04/12/2014 at 5:01pm / United States (California) / Love
by BeatByA9yrold / 04/12/2014 at 3:59pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, I was taking the biggest shit of my life. When I worked the thing out, it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash. I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat, prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong. FML
by traumatized / 04/12/2014 at 2:07pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by gullible / 04/12/2014 at 12:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by onlychild / 04/12/2014 at 2:22am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/12/2014 at 1:24am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/11/2014 at 9:40pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/11/2014 at 7:49pm / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Kids