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mlnicholas
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 June 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 71
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, feeling tired, I snuck one of my wife's pills that she claims gives her super energy. I later found out it was our son's placenta, grounded up and made into capsules. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30152) - you deserved it (9642)

On 04/01/2013 at 12:49am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, feeling tired, I snuck one of my wife's pills that she claims gives her super energy. I later found out it was our son's placenta, grounded up and made into capsules. FML

#20569376
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I agree, your life sucks (30152) - you deserved it (9642)

On 04/01/2013 at 12:49am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML

#20550602
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On 03/19/2013 at 8:31am - intimacy - by fredo (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

#20526564
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On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML

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On 02/21/2013 at 9:56pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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