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  • Birth Date : Monday 22 June 1987 (28 years)
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Today, I was chatting with my mother. She was telling me about some new mouthwash she recently got, and the moment the word "gargle" escaped her lips, my husband muttered just a little too loudly from the kitchen, "How about gargling my balls instead, bitch." Our family is now at war. FML


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On 12/08/2013 at 3:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML


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On 03/19/2013 at 8:31am - intimacy - by fredo (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML


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On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML


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