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Today, I had just sat down in the lobby of my doctor's office when my phone alerted me that I had a friend request. I checked; it was from some girl from high school. I muttered to myself, "I don't want to be your friend." I then heard a gasp. She was sitting across from me. FML

Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47161) - you deserved it (17106)

On 02/13/2014 at 10:20am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I realized how bad my OCD is when I accidentally got a paper cut and I was annoyed by the fact that the cut wasn't in a straight line. FML

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On 10/20/2013 at 10:34am - health - by Teiu88 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML

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On 01/25/2013 at 5:19pm - health - by LagSwitchFTW (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while on the bus, the guy sitting beside me let out the vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encountered, the kind that could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors with the smell alone. As I gagged, he smirked and said, "That's Taco Bell for ya." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34660) - you deserved it (3395)

On 01/18/2013 at 8:32pm - misc - by methane overload (man) - United States



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