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  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 June 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1321
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About mitchem : Hmm...not sure what to put...I\'m a pre-pharmacy student at Auburn University. Ever wanna message me I\'m on MSN. Just send it to mclark2108@charter.net

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Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to listen to this voicemail. I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty followed by the bed springs bouncing for 3 minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25724) - you deserved it (40686)

On 08/05/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by JDLAX1924 - United States

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to listen to this voicemail. I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty followed by the bed springs bouncing for 3 minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25724) - you deserved it (40686)

On 08/05/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by JDLAX1924 - United States

Today, I went for a jog. I had stopped at an intersection to let a car go by. The car stopped and the driver waved me on, so I started jogging again. After a few steps, I feel a sharp pain in my side, then wake up in the hospital. The driver 'accidentally' hit the gas. FML



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