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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 October 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 188
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About misterunborn : just some lonely boy. i like to sport, i row up to 7 times a week and work out 2 times a week. In engineering school, so i am not really used to female company. in my free time i like to study philosophy, play guitar and write sad poems about depression. i dont comment a lot, mainly because i don't have a witty comment. that's me, if you want to know me, just message me

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Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54662) - you deserved it (6337)

On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47559) - you deserved it (2550)

On 06/29/2013 at 5:55am - misc - by Angry and Confused - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML



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