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About misterunborn : just some lonely boy. i like to sport, i row up to 7 times a week and work out 2 times a week. In engineering school, so i am not really used to female company. in my free time i like to study philosophy, play guitar and write sad poems about depression. i dont comment a lot, mainly because i don't have a witty comment. that's me, if you want to know me, just message me
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Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML
Friday 26 June 2015