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About misterunborn : just some lonely boy. i like to sport, i row up to 7 times a week and work out 2 times a week. In engineering school, so i am not really used to female company. in my free time i like to study philosophy, play guitar and write sad poems about depression. i dont comment a lot, mainly because i don't have a witty comment. that's me, if you want to know me, just message me
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Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML