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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 December 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1053
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About missory_missouri : My name is Jacinda, I'm going to school for journalism and I try to stay on the bright side.

Also, if I make a comment that upsets or offends you in any way, don't take it seriously. The majority of the time I'm kidding around.

Again, 'tis jest, not insult. Thank you, citizens of

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Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML


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On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML


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On 01/01/2011 at 12:06am - work - by Chris - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML


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On 11/07/2010 at 12:04am - health - by noname (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML


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On 11/04/2010 at 3:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML


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On 10/28/2010 at 8:58pm - misc - by MissTrix - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, a hummingbird somehow got into my house. I spent two and a half hours trying to get it out after finally using a blanket to catch it. I run outside to release it from my hands, and it flew back into my house. FML


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On 10/27/2010 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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