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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 December 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 871
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About missory_missouri : My name is Jacinda, I'm going to school for journalism and I try to stay on the bright side.

Also, if I make a comment that upsets or offends you in any way, don't take it seriously. The majority of the time I'm kidding around.

Again, 'tis jest, not insult. Thank you, citizens of FML.com

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Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

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188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18143) - you deserved it (82652)

On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML

#14416914
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33233) - you deserved it (3389)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:06am - work - by Chris - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML

#13746005
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30189) - you deserved it (2366)

On 11/07/2010 at 12:04am - health - by noname (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

#13715432
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30215) - you deserved it (5283)

On 11/04/2010 at 3:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML

#13630841
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26065) - you deserved it (6582)

On 10/28/2010 at 8:58pm - misc - by MissTrix - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, a hummingbird somehow got into my house. I spent two and a half hours trying to get it out after finally using a blanket to catch it. I run outside to release it from my hands, and it flew back into my house. FML

#13614201
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24024) - you deserved it (5686)

On 10/27/2010 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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