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Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43360) - you deserved it (3190)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by ksmith - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

#17413127 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (9303) - you deserved it (2019)

On 08/08/2011 at 11:43pm - misc - by me - United States

Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML

#16968738 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (9991) - you deserved it (1114)

On 07/04/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by monquiqui (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

#16755181 (460)

I agree, your life sucks (30849) - you deserved it (4174)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I dislocated my arm while trying to escape from underneath a flipped over kayak. Who saved me? My two brothers-in-law. Who didn't? My husband, because his "feet were hurting." FML

#15900824 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (27405) - you deserved it (2730)

On 04/23/2011 at 8:08pm - love - by crizzy - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walked in, gave him a long hug, and started sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML

#15632605 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (28820) - you deserved it (3943)

On 04/04/2011 at 5:29am - love - by terrible person -

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026 (426)

I agree, your life sucks (39355) - you deserved it (6108)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again. But I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out". My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML

#14943630 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (43875) - you deserved it (3069)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

#14164412 (243)

I agree, your life sucks (26776) - you deserved it (45858)

On 12/11/2010 at 9:44am - kids - by parentfail (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was sat on by an obese woman. After screaming and squirming, she decided to notice me. Not until after she'd let out a fart. FML

#14067525 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (26585) - you deserved it (2372)

On 12/03/2010 at 1:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML

#13510751 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (7312) - you deserved it (20447)

On 10/19/2010 at 11:24am - work - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML

#13357466 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (20213) - you deserved it (2038)

On 10/07/2010 at 7:37pm - misc - by toyotasmash - United States

Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML

#13259037 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (21098) - you deserved it (1505)

On 09/30/2010 at 1:11am - misc - by Bestfrienduncool - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML

#13109561 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (18626) - you deserved it (1595)

On 09/19/2010 at 3:31am - love - by messyfamily (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

#13103796 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (33017) - you deserved it (1777)

On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)