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after a 9 hour train journey through the Polish mountains, I mistook a small black an white cat looool 4 a penguin. FML

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On 01/31/2010 at 7:21pm - animals - by saintmichi (woman) - Poland (Malopolskie)

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy fir the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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On 01/05/2010 at 12:15am - animals - by bels12 (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, mah 8 year old son decidd to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well playd son. FML

#6937557
129 comments

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On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that just because you're drunk, it doesn't make it okay to call your mother-in-law a fat slag. However, it does make it okay for your wife to knee you in the snow globes. real FML

#6599042
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On 12/04/2009 at 12:33pm - love - by mainlaw (man) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, I found out that just because you're drunk, it doesn't make it okay to call your mother-in-law a fat slag. However, it does make it okay for your wife to knee you in the snow globes. real FML

#6599042
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On 12/04/2009 at 12:33pm - love - by mainlaw (man) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, My Ceiling Fan Was Rocking Violently So I Turned It Off. I Stood Under It Trying To Figure Out What The Problem Is, It Fell On My Face. FML

#6512004
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On 11/29/2009 at 11:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I took te bus to work. I was exausted and ad a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and tinking I was in my car, I reaced forward to put it in te ( cup older ) during te ride. Wen I let go, I poured ot coffee not only all over myself, but also on te large, angry-looking man next to me. FML

#6340029
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On 11/17/2009 at 10:32am - misc - by Spiller (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on there horn outside mah apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was mah car. The horn was shortcrcuting. All mah neighbors stood on there porch laughing as I repeatedly punched mah steering wheel to make it stop. FML

#6252858
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On 11/11/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by carsuck (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off fir Charity!! I went fir $3!! FML

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83 comments

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On 11/03/2009 at 2:06am - money - by LC (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was driving mah child to school when the car let out a huge bang. It shuddered to a halt. My son started laughing. I asked him what was funny but he wouldn't tell me. The car wouldn't start. I called RACV and they told me the problem. My son had rolled 9 golf balls into the exhaust pipe. mega FML

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On 11/01/2009 at 1:44am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet an crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. mega FML

#6086009
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On 10/31/2009 at 3:40pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I got on my computer and saw my little broter ad left is myspace page up wit a message between im and is friend. Tey were talking about a plan to basically umiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." real FML

#6029575
69 comments

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On 10/27/2009 at 8:29pm - misc - by ilovemybrother (woman) - United States

yesterday I took a box of Halloween decorations down from te attic . Inside, were a bunc of fake spiders . I emptied te box onto te floor and te "fake" spiders crawled all over te living room in opposite directions . FML

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On 10/16/2009 at 4:44am - animals - by Halloweenie (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, mah mother said she trustd me enough to go with me fir mah first drive in mah new car. As soon as we got in the car, she startd hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML

#5758309
62 comments

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On 10/10/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)



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