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    68%
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Misslkr's favorite FMLs

Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

By dooommage / Saturday 15 November 2008 03:27 / France

Today, I finally got my wedding photos in the mail. As I looked through them, I soon realized that the lace material on my wedding dress was completely see-through in the sunlight, and my bra and panties were visible in every single outdoor photo. I had an outdoor wedding. FML

By AboutToGoKillBillOnSomeone - / Thursday 13 December 2012 14:35 / Australia - Newport

Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML

By Neutered - / Tuesday 27 November 2012 19:52 / United States - Anchorage

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 29 October 2012 05:46 / United States

Today, my husband and I decided to tell our sixteen-year-old daughter that she's adopted. Her response was, "Thank God!" FML

By best_mom_ever - / Friday 19 October 2012 07:59 / United States - Mount Juliet