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miscellaneousex3
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 November 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 8
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Today, I finally convinced a girl that I liked to have sex. I decided to swoop her off the feet like the movies and carry her to my bed. I ended up hitting her head on the door frame, knocking her out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25623) - you deserved it (78844)

On 03/29/2009 at 3:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!". Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (90375) - you deserved it (5750)

On 03/27/2009 at 10:13am - intimacy - by tehhotness (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I met my girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner. Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby. I never knew she had hernias repaired and said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31486) - you deserved it (118421)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by douchetard (man) - United States (Maryland)



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