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minas23
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 485
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12348) - you deserved it (29355)

On 08/11/2010 at 9:55pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27893) - you deserved it (4877)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:01am - love - by Single (woman) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I learned that ice cubes do not cool down hot oil. Instead, it causes a massive explosion of hot grease to splatter all over my parents' kitchen. FML

#12248112 (377)

I agree, your life sucks (6536) - you deserved it (50887)

On 08/01/2010 at 4:24pm - misc - by manicmandy - United States (Nebraska)

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9626) - you deserved it (31482)

On 07/20/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24415) - you deserved it (4743)

On 07/13/2010 at 2:28pm - work - by babygirllxo - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I had an interview. I didn't get the job because apparently customers might not understand me, since I "talk too good." I just graduated with an English degree. FML

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On 07/11/2010 at 10:44am - work - by alejandro38 - United States (New York)



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