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  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 May 1986 (28 years)
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About militarybrat : Grew up with dad in the military, married into the military. Hey, don't hate. Who else do you know that's lived in Alaska?

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Today, my mom finally got a Netflix account after months of me begging. When I asked her what the login was, she refused to give it to me. She said, "Netflix will know it's not me and then they'll cancel our account." FML

Today, I discovered that when my husband agreed to donate sperm so an infertile friend and his wife could have children, there was nothing "artificial" about the insemination. FML


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On 07/04/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by OnPlanetVenus (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have another guy. It ended up devolving into a twosome, and I wasn't part of it. FML


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On 06/22/2013 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML


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On 06/16/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by not a brain cell in sight (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML


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On 06/15/2013 at 12:13pm - misc - by fuckedbyahipster (man) - Finland

Today, I donated blood for the first time. I'm completely healthy and after waiting the appropriate amount of time I left, feeling fine. That is until I went out to eat with my family an hour later and passed out in front of the whole restaurant. FML


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On 06/14/2013 at 12:39am - health - by hi_there4397 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, after months of tests for mystery nerve pain, I went to get more blood taken only to leave the clinic with an empty tin to collect my bowel movements for the next 72 hours. Which needs to be refrigerated. I live with 4 other people, with one fridge. FML


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On 05/27/2013 at 1:05am - health - by you're shitting me - Australia

Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML


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On 08/20/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by GroosedOut (man) - United States (Texas)

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