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Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML


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Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML


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