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milbyrne
  • Town/Country : St. John's, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 February 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 341
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About milbyrne : I'm 18 from St. John's and love music. I play guitar and sing. That's all you really need to know haha

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Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (94869) - you deserved it (8976)

On 04/19/2009 at 10:09pm - health - by Litterbox (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Today, cops showed up at my apartment demanding to look inside. Satisfied with the search, they told me they had received a noise complaint. More specifically, hearing screams someone believed a girl was getting raped. I had two friends over and we had been wrestling. The three of us are male. FML

#966967 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (61752) - you deserved it (19906)

On 04/14/2009 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Obee (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a woman drove through my house. She was texting and eating watermelon at the same time. I didn't know that was even possible, but now my house is condemned. FML

#924163 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (93861) - you deserved it (3315)

On 04/12/2009 at 9:53am - health - by Fitz (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206 (493)

I agree, your life sucks (170872) - you deserved it (52081)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend came over for dinner, but couldn't eat because he had just gotten his tongue pierced. My grandpa heard this, winked at my boyfriend and said "Can't eat now, but I bet that's all you'll be doing in a few weeks..." My super protective father was sitting right next to him. FML

#572670 (178)

I agree, your life sucks (67230) - you deserved it (6734)

On 03/24/2009 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (373075) - you deserved it (413147)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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