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Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

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122 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML

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On 10/04/2011 at 4:57am - misc - by storksleuth (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML

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On 10/03/2011 at 12:26am - kids - by Ramis182 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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235 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

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183 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML

#15932020
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On 04/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Israel

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

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302 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

#15866810
125 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 10:57pm - misc - by GshDrnt (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

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On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, after my 22 year old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML

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On 03/16/2011 at 6:05pm - kids - by WTF -

Today, a little boy called me on the phone, crying "grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say "wrong number." FML

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On 03/09/2011 at 10:47am - kids - by Waffle -

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. We were colouring, and she told me she wanted to draw a picture of me. After she was done, she showed me the picture. I'm drawn as a fat cow. The worst part is, the picture actually looks kinda like me. FML



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