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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 November 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1893
  • Number of comments : 245
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About mikepzz : I'm a Heavy equipment mechanic, race car driving, bad ass motherfucker :D

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mikepzz's favorite FMLs

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML

#21524955
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7206) - you deserved it (38317)

On 02/10/2016 at 9:12pm - intimacy - by nickncik (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

#21390121
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31845) - you deserved it (4195)

On 04/08/2015 at 5:17pm - misc - by Notre_Dame_714 - United States

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49715) - you deserved it (3733)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML

#21365201
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36344) - you deserved it (3210)

On 02/28/2015 at 11:23am - love - by great (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

#21349612
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41979) - you deserved it (4700)

On 02/04/2015 at 11:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML

#21337152
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31449) - you deserved it (7444)

On 01/14/2015 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by imsorry (man) - United States (California)

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw my drunk dad chasing my uncle on a tractor while bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML

#20926483
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46357) - you deserved it (5063)

On 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm - misc - by overly nationalistic redneck (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML

#20905202
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50578) - you deserved it (5627)

On 10/02/2013 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by Sooz (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML

#20836718
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58380) - you deserved it (6612)

On 08/14/2013 at 5:11am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML

#20835942
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52275) - you deserved it (18580)

On 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by ANON (man) - United States (California)

Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML

#20831608
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24828) - you deserved it (64494)

On 08/11/2013 at 12:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML

#20814697
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62600) - you deserved it (11441)

On 08/01/2013 at 2:21am - kids - by father of the year - United States

Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML

#20812145
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65669) - you deserved it (4536)

On 07/30/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I overheard my ripped, handsome, genetically perfect brother telling my mom how "fat people" make him "nervous". I have only recently accepted my weight, after struggling for years. I now understand why my brother rarely talks to me. FML

#20790160
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51576) - you deserved it (6602)

On 07/18/2013 at 9:53am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML



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