Search for a member

Offline (the 10/17/2016 at 12:13am)



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 November 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2452
  • Number of comments : 255
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About mikepzz : I'm a Heavy equipment mechanic, race car driving, bad ass motherfucker :D

mikepzz's page activity

Visits<b>EricoZetina</b> - the 10/04/2016 at 2:11am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/30/2016 at 10:08pm<b>Knaxer</b> - the 09/29/2016 at 11:52am<b>misslostnfound</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 7:01pm<b>missmorggan</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 9:55am<b>French_giirl</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 1:16pm<b>Justkidding100</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 3:33pm<b>Darkarron</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 8:42pm<b>ZiaBerry</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 5:19pm<b>jurgen15948501</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 11:37pm<b>Alex5074</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 4:34pm<b>notabanana</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 8:33am<b>scaredpollo</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 8:52pm<b>sweetgurl1985</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 8:06am<b>oldmanringo</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 4:49am<b>GAeroNKissR</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 12:52am<b>Ashd09</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 6:10pm<b>RawrPancaked</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 9:57am

Fucked!<b>notabanana</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 2:33pm<b>GAeroNKissR</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 6:23am<b>missmorggan</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 3:47am<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 8:02pm<b>DamnBailie</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 9:56pm<b>sweetgurl1985</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 8:12am<b>jimmayiscool</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 3:32am<b>RobotUnicorn1209</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 2:36am

mikepzz's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of mikepzz's badges

mikepzz's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

by Notre_Dame_714 / 04/08/2015 at 5:17pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

by soontobewidow / 03/28/2015 at 5:20am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Intimacy

Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML

by great / 02/28/2015 at 11:23am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

by Anonymous / 02/04/2015 at 11:06am / Netherlands / Love

Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML

by imsorry / 01/14/2015 at 6:57pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw my drunk dad chasing my uncle on a tractor while bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML

by overly nationalistic redneck / 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous

Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML

by Sooz / 10/02/2013 at 9:18pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML

by Anonymous / 08/14/2013 at 5:11am / United States (Florida) / Animals

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML

by ANON / 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML

by Anonymous / 08/11/2013 at 12:24am / United States / Health

Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML

by father of the year / 08/01/2013 at 2:21am / United States / Kids

Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML

by Anonymous / 07/30/2013 at 8:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I overheard my ripped, handsome, genetically perfect brother telling my mom how "fat people" make him "nervous". I have only recently accepted my weight, after struggling for years. I now understand why my brother rarely talks to me. FML

by anonymous / 07/18/2013 at 9:53am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML

by coldstar / 07/18/2013 at 5:06am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Animals

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML

by Anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 4:27pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy