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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 May 1997 (18 years)
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Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47735) - you deserved it (4639)

On 03/10/2013 at 2:50pm - love - by ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding at the natural foods market. It's the first time I've seen a woman's nipple in over two years. I've been married for ten. FML

Today, when I got home, my child had three bruises. My babysitter's excuse? "She hit me first". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51822) - you deserved it (6348)

On 03/10/2013 at 12:08pm - kids - by Amanda - Canada



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