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mike4161
  • Town/Country : Boston, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 May 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 81
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39620) - you deserved it (3944)

On 03/10/2013 at 2:50pm - love - by ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding at the natural foods market. It's the first time I've seen a woman's nipple in over two years. I've been married for ten. FML

Today, when I got home, my child had three bruises. My babysitter's excuse? "She hit me first". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46880) - you deserved it (5856)

On 03/10/2013 at 12:08pm - kids - by Amanda - Canada



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