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Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decidd to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervou reflex inhich I get bloody noses, I endd up bleeding all over her face. FML
Today, my boyfriend an I ordered pizza an watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my cloths offhen he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise an you can't exercise fir 30 minutes after eating. FML
Today, mah boyfriend textd me, and askd if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshend up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on mah iPod. For three hours. FML
Today , there was a fire drill at mah school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump , and if that wasn't bad enough , I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML
Today my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness my little sister looked at me and said ( If you were a hippo maybe then you would get a date. ) FML
Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decidd to meet up with me after almost 10 month of phone calls, IM, an emails. He was noticeably disappointd an said I lookd different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML
Friday 27 March 2015