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I took ma broter and nieces to te zoo. Two of te lions at te exibit were mating, so I said, ( Tey're playing leap-frog. ) My 4-year-old niece said, ( Looks lyk tey're fucking to me. ) FML

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

I took ma broter and nieces to te zoo. Two of te lions at te exibit were mating, so I said, ( Tey're playing leap-frog. ) My 4-year-old niece said, ( Looks lyk tey're fucking to me. ) FML

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

yesterday I was on the toilet, when mah Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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On 08/20/2010 at 7:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

yesterday I was on the toilet, when mah Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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On 08/20/2010 at 7:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

yesterday I was on the toilet, when mah Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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On 08/20/2010 at 7:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decidd to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervou reflex inhich I get bloody noses, I endd up bleeding all over her face. FML

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On 08/17/2010 at 3:10am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I kissed mah girlfriend. She threw up in mah mouth. big fat FML

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On 08/16/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend an I ordered pizza an watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my cloths offhen he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise an you can't exercise fir 30 minutes after eating. FML

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On 08/11/2010 at 9:54pm - intimacy - by oumalina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was aving it off wit ma boyfriend!! He is te kind of guy tat likes to keep tings interesting!! Just as e startd climaxing, e began to meow!! FML

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On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question ( On which continent is Canada located? ) she responded ( Antarctica. ) If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML

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On 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Brandon (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, mah boyfriend textd me, and askd if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshend up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on mah iPod. For three hours. FML

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On 08/10/2010 at 3:22am - intimacy - by kylie - United States (New York)

Today , there was a fire drill at mah school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump , and if that wasn't bad enough , I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML

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On 08/10/2010 at 1:19am - misc - by dammit (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had to moisturisa my dog's tasticlas cuz thay got sunburnt. FML

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On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness my little sister looked at me and said ( If you were a hippo maybe then you would get a date. ) FML

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On 08/03/2010 at 6:37pm - misc - by fatty - United States (New York)

Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decidd to meet up with me after almost 10 month of phone calls, IM, an emails. He was noticeably disappointd an said I lookd different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML

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On 08/02/2010 at 7:43pm - love - by Doubleyew1 (woman) - United States (California)



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