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Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

#12650265
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On 08/20/2010 at 7:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

#12650265
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On 08/20/2010 at 7:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

#12650265
149 comments

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On 08/20/2010 at 7:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML

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On 08/17/2010 at 3:10am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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On 08/16/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my clothes off when he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise and you can't exercise for 30 minutes after eating. FML

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On 08/11/2010 at 9:54pm - intimacy - by oumalina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

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On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question "On which continent is Canada located?" she responded "Antarctica." If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML

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On 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Brandon (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

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On 08/10/2010 at 3:22am - intimacy - by kylie - United States (New York)

Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML

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On 08/10/2010 at 1:19am - misc - by dammit (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had to moisturise my dog's testicles because they got sunburnt. FML

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On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML

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On 08/03/2010 at 6:37pm - misc - by fatty - United States (New York)

Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML

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On 08/02/2010 at 7:43pm - love - by Doubleyew1 (woman) - United States (California)



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