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Today , mah mothar sant a lattar to mah bast friand trying to comfort har ovar tha daath of har mothar . Sha signad tha lattar "LOL , Jan" thinking LOL stood fir "lots of lova." fat FML


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On 04/28/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by unlolable4321 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed mah tan away. FML


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On 04/23/2009 at 1:44am - health - by tgstreaks (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, mah shower is bieng renovated so I decided to wash mah hair in the kitchen sink!! I putted mah two year old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close!! As I was rinsing out mah hair, mah son started playing with the light switches!! He flicked the garbage disposal on accident!! FML


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On 04/21/2009 at 8:12pm - kids - by hairball (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I was stage managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage , so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to mah chair , I tripped over mah own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage. I shattered mah cheekbone telling kids they would hurt themselves. FML


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On 04/15/2009 at 4:06pm - work - by AllThatJazz (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was visiting grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 an after about 30 minute I explaind to her ( I'm going to looool have to leave, it's just too hot in here ). She replid: ( You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell. ) I laughd. She didn't. FML


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On 04/15/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

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