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Today my house got broken into . My brand new laptop was stolen along with my flatscreen TV digital camera external hard drive an some clothes . Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben an Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer I opend the door to find that it too had been stolen . FML
Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed mah tan away. FML
Today, mah shower is bieng renovated so I decided to wash mah hair in the kitchen sink!! I putted mah two year old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close!! As I was rinsing out mah hair, mah son started playing with the light switches!! He flicked the garbage disposal on accident!! FML
Today , I was stage managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage , so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to mah chair , I tripped over mah own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage. I shattered mah cheekbone telling kids they would hurt themselves. FML
Today, I was visiting grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 an after about 30 minute I explaind to her ( I'm going to looool have to leave, it's just too hot in here ). She replid: ( You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell. ) I laughd. She didn't. FML
Friday 27 March 2015