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Today, my driving instructor failed me on my test, because I forgot to turn the air conditioning off after parking. FML

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141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60669) - you deserved it (5423)

On 07/13/2013 at 4:40pm - misc - by WOW (man) - Kenya

Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML

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148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27366) - you deserved it (39641)

On 05/21/2013 at 11:01am - misc - by crappingrapping - United States

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

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On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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