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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 August 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 794
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my mum called and told me she had bought me a new, white dish washer for my apartment because it doesn't have one. I was SO excited and told her I'd pay her back as soon as I could. I only had to pay her $1.25. She bought me a sponge. FML

#3650725
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I agree, your life sucks (40032) - you deserved it (7814)

On 07/10/2009 at 9:09pm - money - by thanksalot (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML

#3456831
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30478) - you deserved it (11727)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:19pm - work - by PeePee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my 6 year old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop 'pretending to be daddy' against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML

#1942963
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30673) - you deserved it (42870)

On 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, 5 hours into my shift in a cafe I realized there were two stickers on my back that read: "Don't touch my no-no square" and "I wear diapers." I make food with my back to customers all day and I walk through the seating area delivering food. No one said anything. FML

#1653487
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45753) - you deserved it (3361)

On 05/05/2009 at 2:11am - work - by kekumbas (man) - United States (Illinois)



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