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Today, my mum called and told me she had bought me a new, white dish washer for my apartment because it doesn't have one. I was SO excited and told her I'd pay her back as soon as I could. I only had to pay her $1.25. She bought me a sponge. FML
by thanksalot / 07/10/2009 at 9:09pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Money
Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML
by PeePee / 07/03/2009 at 3:19pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by Jessica / 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, 5 hours into my shift in a cafe I realized there were two stickers on my back that read: "Don't touch my no-no square" and "I wear diapers." I make food with my back to customers all day and I walk through the seating area delivering food. No one said anything. FML
by kekumbas / 05/05/2009 at 2:11am / United States (Illinois) / Work
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…
- Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the… Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that… Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I'm extremely uncomfortable with eye contact,…