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Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25272) - you deserved it (1469)

On 11/29/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by elizabeth - United States (Nevada)

Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML

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On 01/21/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Russian Federation



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