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About michalch98 : I am a Soviet. Bitch. And yes, if you were wondering, that's me in winter with only short sleeves ;)

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Today, it was my final meeting with my psychologist who was helping me with my bipolar disorder. I just found out that he committed suicide. FML

#225762
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (110137) - you deserved it (4900)

On 03/06/2009 at 12:11pm - health - by drakx88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

#162461
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (145960) - you deserved it (12664)

On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, there was a luncheon at work in another dept. We all went to get some free food and see new faces. There was a hot girl walking around chatting. I grabbed my buddy's arm and told him there was a "nice pair of tits here" He saw her. It's his daughter. She's a new-hire... running HR. FML

#141211
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11362) - you deserved it (44022)

On 02/26/2009 at 3:07am - work - by bluecollar (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

#97434
78 comments

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On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, I ran over a beer bottle which popped my car tire, which then caused me to swerve into a police cruiser. FML

#46008
32 comments

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On 02/15/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by andjusticeforall (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I changed the C on my report card into a B so that I wouldn't get in trouble with my parents. I spent the entire day perfecting the B's positioning and cut exactly around the edges of the size 10 font and sliced my finger in the process. Turns out, I'm still grounded for getting a B. FML

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

#4489
72 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

#4121
53 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by Lars - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

#2729
55 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, I got a mailer from Adam and Eve with a bunch of hard core porn ads inside. I have been getting these since i ordered a Pirate porn video a few months ago. I was gone for a few weeks overseas. My mother-in-law was getting the mail. FML

#2226
30 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 4:31pm - love - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
107 comments

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On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6270) - you deserved it (46074)

On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

#432
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10194) - you deserved it (34564)

On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version



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