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  • Number of visits : 2250
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About michalch98 : I am a Soviet. Bitch. And yes, if you were wondering, that's me in winter with only short sleeves ;)

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Today, looool I went to get a sports pysical at a ospital. My nurse was morbidly obese an unattractive. Se told me se would go troug te tests listd on te seet. Se did everyting, including feeling my genitalia. Wen it was done, I read over te seet. Genitalia wasn't a test listd. FML

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183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (163244) - you deserved it (14865)

On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday... there was a luncheon at work in another dept. We all went to get some free food an see new faces. There was a hot girl walking around chatting. I grabbed mah buddy's arm an told him there was a "nice pair of tits here" He saw her. It's his daughter. She's a new-hire... running HR. FML

#141211
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12272) - you deserved it (46030)

On 02/26/2009 at 3:07am - work - by bluecollar (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade fir a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but u should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typd in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

#97434
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On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, I ran over a beer bottle which poppd my car tre, which then causd me to swerve into a police cruiser. FML

#46008
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On 02/15/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by andjusticeforall (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I CHANGED THE C ON MY REPORT CARD INTO A B SO THAT I WOULDN'T GET IN TROUBLE WITH MY PARENTS. I SPENT THE ENTIRE DAY PERFECTING THE B'S POSITIONING AND CUT EXACTLY AROUND THE EDGES OF THE SIZE 10 FONT AND SLICED MY FINGER IN THE PROCESS. TURNS OUT, I'M STILL GROUNDED 4 GETTING A B. FML

Today, I Turnd On My Camera To Find Pictures Of My Dad's Secretary Giving Him A Blowjob. Minutes Later, I Hear A Scream From Another Room As My 12-year-old Sister Discovers Similar Pictures On HER Camera. Mom An Dad Say It's No Big Deal. FML

Today... I Slept With This New Guy For The First Time. After Sex... He Said The Doggie Style Position Was Fun... It Made Him Wonder Wat It Would Be Lyk To Rape A Girl. FML

#4489
74 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I Fell Down The Stars Twice. I Fell From The Top, Stopped In The Middle, Stood Up, Stepped Down One More Step, Tripped, And Fell Down The Rest Of The Stars. FML

#4121
57 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by Lars - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I snaazad so hard I harniatad mah back. Aftar passing out from tha pain I awoka on tha floor covarad in mah own shit and piss. Unabla to mova, I had to wait in this stata fir four hours fir mah wifa to raturn homa from work, claan ma up and taka ma to tha hospital. FML

#2729
58 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, I got a mailer from Adam and Eve with a bunch of hard core porn ads inside. I have been getting these since i ordered a Prate porn video a few months ago. I was gone 4 a few weeks overseas. My mother-in-law was getting the mail. FML

#2226
31 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 4:31pm - love - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, I wanted to see if the frying looool pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
114 comments

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On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to see if the frying looool pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
114 comments

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On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today... I Sent A Text Message To Mah Boyfriend... Saying "Come Over In An Hour... I Love You." An Hour Later... The Doorbell Rang. It Was Mah Ex... Looking Happy An Still As Taken With Me As Before... With A Bunch Of Roses. I'd Got The Wrong Number. My Ex An Mah Boyfriend Have The Same Name. FML

#432
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11821) - you deserved it (37718)

On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version



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