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  • Town/Country : New York, USA
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19724) - you deserved it (6313)

On 02/06/2011 at 1:02am - misc - by xxxchelsiexxx - United States

Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML

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On 02/05/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by UghCats (woman) - United States (Wyoming)



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