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  • Town/Country : New York, USA
  • Title : Miss
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Today, my Dad thought "Joseph" and "Francis" were two people hacking our internet. They are actually the names of my laptop and iPod, which have now been blocked from using our modem. He can't figure out how to unblock them. FML

#14932841
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13173) - you deserved it (17673)

On 02/11/2011 at 5:59am - misc - by Gem (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was posted with a very lonely gate-guard. From the second I arrived, I had to listen to him drone on and on, and now I know his entire life story. I was there for four hours. FML

#14932572
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17161) - you deserved it (3339)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:54am - work - by anonymous -

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

#14932385
91 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -

Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML

#14932173
84 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 3:27am - work - by alliwantisabandaid -

Today, my mom took away my medication. She's afraid I'll get "hooked". The medication is anti-anxiety pills. I have horrible anxiety attacks that sometimes cause me to scratch my arms until they bleed. FML

#14931650
125 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 2:04am - health - by Eres (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed to turn my water back on in my apartment. Two hours and 5 repairmen later, all I have now is a large hole in my ceiling. Still no water. FML

#14928606
24 comments

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On 02/10/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - China

Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

#14925146
187 comments

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On 02/10/2011 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML

#14924487
227 comments

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On 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by acab93 - United States (Texas)

Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

#14922394
301 comments

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On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

#14919566
161 comments

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On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

Today, to prevent a fistfight at work, I had to mediate a contested debate between two coworkers on what was evidently a very touchy subject: Which is better, the orange creamsicle or the ice cream sandwich? I was the only one to get in trouble for wasting company time. FML

#14917539
85 comments

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On 02/10/2011 at 12:31am - work - by geoduck - United States

Today, I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and caused his bladder to leak. FML

#14913113
27 comments

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On 02/09/2011 at 7:41pm - work - by spiderchick23 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I toured an art museum. Our tour guide had an obvious lisp, so I tried my best not to laugh. When she asked me a question about a sculpture, I accidentally responded "Yeth ma'am". She ended the tour right there. FML

#14910524
264 comments

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On 02/09/2011 at 3:56pm - misc - by Sam (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML

#14908981
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14789) - you deserved it (28652)

On 02/09/2011 at 1:02pm - health - by ouch - United States (Washington)

Today, it was my first day at work as a cashier. I was so nervous that my whole body got numb and my eye sight completely blurred. I ran to the bathroom blind while bumping into everything in the store, making sure that everyone knew I had a problem. FML

#14905447
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17420) - you deserved it (5410)

On 02/09/2011 at 2:32am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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