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Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a band-aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

#14967873
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8436) - you deserved it (48196)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13297) - you deserved it (47422)

On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

#14963197
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25376) - you deserved it (3087)

On 02/13/2011 at 8:18pm - misc - by alice (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered out of the 20 job applications only one job called me for an interview. They told me to leave after two sentences. FML

#14954069
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24365) - you deserved it (7754)

On 02/13/2011 at 12:31am - work - by jobless - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I found out that I have enough driving skills to manage to hit a pothole and have two of my tires go flat. FML

#14954062
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10667) - you deserved it (16441)

On 02/13/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by FlatTire - United States (Colorado)

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

#14952947
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24638) - you deserved it (4507)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by cs - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

#14952962
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33894) - you deserved it (3278)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML

#14952772
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9750) - you deserved it (52564)

On 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Hailey - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML

#14950159
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27125) - you deserved it (14956)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:40pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

#14948891
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13865) - you deserved it (60565)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

#14945548
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22720) - you deserved it (16044)

On 02/12/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by savanna(: - United States (Utah)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

#14944090
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30090) - you deserved it (4238)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again. But I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out". My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML

#14943630
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55190) - you deserved it (4254)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

#14941696
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35748) - you deserved it (4946)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by allgrowedup - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML

#14935582
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27633) - you deserved it (3369)

On 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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