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miamullins

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 September 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 571
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About miamullins : my name is mia mullins

miamullins's page activity

Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 12:45pm<b>townyyy7994</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 12:53am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 4:10pm<b>peachbutt</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 10:32pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/28/2014 at 1:20am<b>aFMLaddict</b> - the 07/06/2009 at 6:50pm<b>shewasalmost18</b> - the 07/06/2009 at 6:02pm<b>MeganH0LLYW00D</b> - the 07/04/2009 at 5:20pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 6:45pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 7:22pm

miamullins's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

miamullins's favorite FMLs

Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML

by Hayleey_079 / 02/18/2010 at 9:22am / United Kingdom (Gloucestershire) / Health

Today, I walked past a building site near my house, there was a sign saying "WARNING - Beware of the scaffolding". I started laughing at the stupidity of the sign, and walked straight into a metal pole. FML

by jonnyc / 06/17/2009 at 9:40am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was helping my church clean up a park. I was given a sledgehammer and told to break up a concrete picnic table so we could haul it off. About half way through I swung the sledgehammer REALLY hard, completely missed the table, and hit myself in the shin. FML

by rubmytummy / 06/10/2009 at 5:12pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had brought her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the adderall they found in my desk. FML

391I agree, your life sucks27049Yep, we thought so too127163

by hatetheroommate / 04/16/2009 at 2:43pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to befriend the lonely boy who sits at the end of my table at lunch. He always sleeps or does homework during lunch. I walked over to him, tripped, and spilled my open bottle of water on his jeans. I apologized profusely and wiped off his pants with napkins. He got hard. FML

by brighteyes / 01/31/2009 at 12:01pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

by Otherguy / 11/18/2008 at 2:36am / Love