About miSsFlien : I'm Dutch. 19 years old. Tea addict, fashion maniac, shoe-aholic, language perfectionist, sarcastic human being, music liker, film lover, peonies obsessed, studying journalism.
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by Anon / 04/22/2013 at 3:19am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played for four hours straight, only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because my sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML
by ineedalife / 02/02/2013 at 7:08am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally hooked up with the girl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part was when she got angry when I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder you're still a virgin!" FML
by checkup / 07/14/2012 at 8:50pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Intimacy
by lissysue1 / 07/12/2012 at 3:23pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/14/2011 at 8:25pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm / United States (Florida) / Geek
by analinguist / 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Geek
Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML
by gbhlaughingstock / 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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