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mfylife123
  • Town/Country : San Francisco, United States
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to my sons 3rd grade class. Tomorrow my son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him. That won't be happening because Hoppers hopped out my 5th story window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51299) - you deserved it (9463)

On 04/18/2009 at 5:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, is my 18th birthday. I call my parents and they tell me they found weed in the guest house and so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say "Happy Birthday." FML

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On 03/28/2009 at 12:40pm - misc - by alrightsheryl - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a customer that I've been waiting on for years came into the restaurant after a long absence. I said to him, "Hey man, it looks like you lost a lot of weight! How'd you do it?" He replied, "I got cancer." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43044) - you deserved it (7424)

On 02/25/2009 at 2:25am - work - by yawho (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)



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