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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1652
  • Number of comments : 208
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mfischer : I am too busy saving the world with the power of righteous air guitar to write a personalized about me.

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Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML


I agree, your life sucks (19797) - you deserved it (40634)

On 02/09/2013 at 12:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML


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On 02/06/2013 at 8:38am - love - by PokeWife (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30601) - you deserved it (32445)

On 02/06/2013 at 6:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML


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On 02/04/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML


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On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States

Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML

Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML


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On 11/14/2012 at 5:36am - intimacy - by nolove - Australia

Today, I'm so broke, I asked my parents if they'd pay for me to go to the eye doctor and consider it my Christmas present. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21851) - you deserved it (1950)

On 11/05/2012 at 8:01pm - money - by EB - United States

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20203) - you deserved it (2649)

On 11/05/2012 at 5:11pm - money - by Brooklyn - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was loudly bitched out by someone for speaking in a fake British accent, to make myself "sound sophisticated". I moved here two years ago from London. FML

Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML


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On 09/13/2012 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by blueballs (man) - United States (California)

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