About meyer_007 : ... I'm ticklish and have bad english humor
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML
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On 04/13/2011 at 3:05am - animals - by Username -
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to tell my boyfriend happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after it sent, I realized the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
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On 04/13/2011 at 2:15am - love - by Zebracat - United States
Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML
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On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -
Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML
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On 04/12/2011 at 1:45pm - misc - by scottskidee - United States (Ohio)
Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML
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On 04/12/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by ihaveahome (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)
Today, I saw my unemployed 29-year-old son, who still lives with us, reading the work section of the newspaper and prayed that he was looking for a job. He was looking for the comics. FML
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On 04/12/2011 at 10:19am - kids - by JT (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML
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On 04/12/2011 at 6:09am - misc - by anon -
Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
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On 04/12/2011 at 12:27am - love - by BrokeAndPsst (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML
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Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by sproket -
Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by stolen - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Carmen - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I went to work at a chemotherapy clinic. After explaining to a patient about the risks and benefits of chemotherapy for his underlying metastatic lung cancer, he asks is it OK to smoke during chemotherapy. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 11:08am - work - by Shamdog48 - United States (New York)
Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 9:16am - intimacy - by CheeseyPotatoes (woman) - United States (Florida)
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