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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1407
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About meyer_007 : ... I'm ticklish and have bad english humor

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Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML

#15766373
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24403) - you deserved it (15628)

On 04/13/2011 at 3:05am - animals - by Username -

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to tell my boyfriend happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after it sent, I realized the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

#15766023
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10269) - you deserved it (51014)

On 04/13/2011 at 2:15am - love - by Zebracat - United States

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18853) - you deserved it (38235)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML

#15755743
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20443) - you deserved it (22426)

On 04/12/2011 at 1:45pm - misc - by scottskidee - United States (Ohio)

Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML

#15754863
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30291) - you deserved it (4510)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by ihaveahome (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, I saw my unemployed 29-year-old son, who still lives with us, reading the work section of the newspaper and prayed that he was looking for a job. He was looking for the comics. FML

#15753911
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32047) - you deserved it (12483)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:19am - kids - by JT (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML

#15752266
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34729) - you deserved it (7833)

On 04/12/2011 at 6:09am - misc - by anon -

Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML

#15749672
420 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55709) - you deserved it (14036)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:27am - love - by BrokeAndPsst (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML

#15747927
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30833) - you deserved it (3825)

On 04/11/2011 at 10:58pm - love - by drunkluv - Australia

Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML

#15744069
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23747) - you deserved it (2348)

On 04/11/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by sproket -

Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

#15741508
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97946) - you deserved it (5027)

On 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by stolen - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML

#15740494
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36506) - you deserved it (4466)

On 04/11/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

#15740141
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63527) - you deserved it (5284)

On 04/11/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Carmen - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went to work at a chemotherapy clinic. After explaining to a patient about the risks and benefits of chemotherapy for his underlying metastatic lung cancer, he asks is it OK to smoke during chemotherapy. FML

#15739241
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30068) - you deserved it (3366)

On 04/11/2011 at 11:08am - work - by Shamdog48 - United States (New York)

Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML

#15738282
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21693) - you deserved it (69784)

On 04/11/2011 at 9:16am - intimacy - by CheeseyPotatoes (woman) - United States (Florida)



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