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metalyoshi9
  • Town/Country : Asahikawa, Japan
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 May 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 8601
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About metalyoshi9 : Today I wasted a lot of time reading FMLs.
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Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5167) - you deserved it (46159)

On 02/10/2009 at 6:59am - misc - by imwrong (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (228929) - you deserved it (22747)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by maxthndr (man) - United States

Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML

#16292
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I agree, your life sucks (54459) - you deserved it (3332)

On 02/08/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by Jenny (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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