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  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 May 1992 (22 years)
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About metalyoshi9 : Today I wasted a lot of time reading FMLs.

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Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62458) - you deserved it (4193)

On 02/08/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by Jenny (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML


I agree, your life sucks (295210) - you deserved it (53631)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

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