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metallicshadow
  • Town/Country : DC (nation's capital area), USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 June 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 511
  • Number of comments : 215
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About metallicshadow : hi i liek metallica and shadow the hedgehog thus the name metallicshadow

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Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML

#16322512
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31799) - you deserved it (3028)

On 05/24/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by nr1234 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML

#16099079
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21584) - you deserved it (2519)

On 05/08/2011 at 11:22pm - animals - by SMCHR (woman) - Ireland

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

#16081373
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31258) - you deserved it (9419)

On 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm - misc - by Mel (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dad demonstrated just how incredibly illiterate he is. He sent me a chain email about the awful lives of people with "Asparagus syndrome". FML

#16078669
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18821) - you deserved it (2468)

On 05/07/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by K. - United States (Florida)

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

#16075095
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8681) - you deserved it (32514)

On 05/07/2011 at 2:40am - misc - by Kaz (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

#16074104
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14875) - you deserved it (29603)

On 05/07/2011 at 12:46am - love - by littlegirl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I learnt that eating McDonald's, Twisties, Chocolate and popcorn, then regretting it and going to the gym is a bad idea. I discovered how far vomit, on a moving treadmill, can be thrown across a room. FML

#16054918
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9355) - you deserved it (37988)

On 05/05/2011 at 9:47am - health - by gymgirl (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I had to call the doctor to go and have them remove a tick that had got stuck to my man-parts while fishing. The receptionist laughed, she thought I was prank calling. FML

#16050622
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22809) - you deserved it (2350)

On 05/04/2011 at 10:38pm - health - by ouchies - United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30162) - you deserved it (24878)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML

#13836763
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9540) - you deserved it (19213)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

#13827261
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9843) - you deserved it (44500)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, there was an animal rummaging around in my trashcan, so I kicked the trashcan to see what it was. The fox then chased me for three blocks to find out what I was. FML

#13781812
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7198) - you deserved it (17567)

On 11/09/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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