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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 302
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About metalhead867 : not much happens to me.

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54286) - you deserved it (314584)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25325) - you deserved it (130770)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:33pm - health - by ubbernoob (man) - United States (Arkansas)



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