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metalhead867

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 March 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 615
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About metalhead867 : not much happens to me.

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Visits<b>rwfrog</b> - the 05/22/2013 at 3:26pm

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metalhead867's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 5:30am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

by ubbernoob / 03/05/2009 at 2:33pm / United States (Arkansas) / Health