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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 308
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About metalhead3213 : I'm a metal-head and I love being one. Don't judge.
If you want to know anything just message me, but I'm frequently on the FML app so I might not get to your message. Bye!

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Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
183 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

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Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML

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On 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by squirrels69ing (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML

#16237005
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On 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by levi69 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mother told me she forgot what a verb is. I'm homeschooled, and she's my teacher. FML

#16052979
191 comments

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On 05/05/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by asadwa -

Today, my mother told me she forgot what a verb is. I'm homeschooled, and she's my teacher. FML

#16052979
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On 05/05/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by asadwa -

Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML

#13373695
186 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML

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On 12/08/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by fatguyinalittlecoat (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML

#5096341
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47538) - you deserved it (6390)

On 09/07/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by Ballshurt (man) - United States (Florida)



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