About Metalhead3213
I'm a metal-head and I love being one. Don't judge. If you want to know anything just message me, but I'm frequently on the FML app so I might not get to your message. Bye!
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Metalhead3213's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML

By Ballshurt - / Monday 7 September 2009 04:57 / United States

Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML

By Silver_Samurai - / Thursday 9 February 2012 03:24 / Netherlands

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

By aliezzedine - / Thursday 2 February 2012 11:32 / Lebanon

Today, my son sprayed our white couch with Febreze. This would have been great, were the "Febreze" not actually black spray paint. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 1 February 2012 19:35 /

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

By manhandled / Wednesday 1 February 2012 18:05 / Canada