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Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

#18614231
87 comments

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On 12/26/2011 at 4:55am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

#18613210
145 comments

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On 12/26/2011 at 1:35am - misc - by Paige - United States (California)

Today, I just finished nearly a year of muscle-building in order to impress my crush. Turns out she doesn't date fit guys, because "they're all jerks". FML

#18601417
180 comments

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On 12/24/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by Nowajerk (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realized my wife often switches the TV channel from the crime dramas we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switches back once I've left. She's probably been doing this for years. FML

#18592801
115 comments

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On 12/23/2011 at 9:24pm - love - by unwanted (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

#18586943
150 comments

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On 12/23/2011 at 5:53am - love - by johncabbot25 (man) - Canada

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

#18579511
217 comments

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On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML

#18570075
237 comments

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On 12/21/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML

#18565836
65 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 10:18pm - work - by Thomas - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML

#18560105
132 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 6:49am - misc - by IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed (woman) - Mauritius

Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML

#18554140
184 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 3:57pm - work - by Bob smith (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML

Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML

#18542050
308 comments

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On 12/18/2011 at 2:44am - work - by Sedici - United States

Today, I had to take two buses home from a friend's house. After waiting in the cold for the second bus for 40 minutes, it finally came and I realized that I'd left my wallet on the first bus. It took me 2 hours to walk home and I was locked out because my house key is attached to my wallet. FML

#18541076
78 comments

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On 12/18/2011 at 12:25am - misc - by Kayla (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

#18540980
119 comments

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On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML

#18523921
363 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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