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    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • 50 favorites

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    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 quality comments

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • My diary is a collector's item

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    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • Tweet, tweet

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  • Judgmental

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • Perfectionist

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • I moderated this!

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  • One more and it's business time

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Metakirby's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 26 January 2012 04:18 / United States

Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML

By lol / Wednesday 25 January 2012 15:54 / Canada

Today, my friend showed me a creepy piece of artwork he'd drawn. I laughed and said that it would give me nightmares, meaning it as a compliment. Turns out, this one was in honor of his dead grandmother, who'd raised him. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 26 January 2012 03:54 / United States

Today, I attended an elderly man's funeral. As I approached the casket his wife said, "Thank you for coming." I replied with, "No, thank you." FML

By me / Wednesday 25 January 2012 03:40 / Canada

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 26 January 2012 11:53 / United States