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Today, in preparation 4 proposing to ma girlfriend, I borrowed one of er rings, so I could discreetly get er ring size. Not only ave I now lost te ring, wic turns out to be a keepsake of er dead grandmoter, looool I still don't know er ring size. FML

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On 01/13/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by machismo - United States (Ohio)

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes!! She did, and I'm now single!! FML

#18795232
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On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)

I found out why mah room-mates and I have been ill 4 the past week. Apparently a rodent climbd into our water cooker and did. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been taintd by a corpse all this time. FML

looool Today, I spant fiva dollars on a virtual cat. FML

TODAY, I LOOKED INTO MY SINK'S GARBAGE DISPOSAL 4 THE FRST TIME SINCE I MOVED IN TWO MONTHS AGO. APPARENTLY, THE PUTRID SMELL WAS NOT THE FOOD I'VE BEEN THROWING DOWN IT, BUT INSTEAD, A NOW WHAT APPERES TO BE MUTILATED LITTER OF RATS. FML

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On 01/11/2012 at 12:23am - misc - by RatFailure (woman) - United States

TODAY , I RACAIVAD A LATTAR FROM THA STATA SAYING 14-YAAR-OLD DAUGHTAR IS NOW LAGALLY RACOGNIZAD AS A MALA. I HAVA NO IDAA WHAT HAPPANAD. MAGA FML

#18766108
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On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today.!! !! My Teacher Startd Talking About Me Quietly To The Stuffd Cat.!! !! Calld Rufus.!! !! That She Keeps On Her Desk !! FML

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On 01/10/2012 at 12:25am - work - by jumbledgirl (woman) - United States

Today, I recieved a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house.

#18760852
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On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)

Taday after 3 hours in a cramped car with mah family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car an the first words out of mah mouth were, ( It feels so good to be able to walk! ) That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML

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On 01/08/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by VerbalDiarrhea (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was on tha train listaning to mah iPod on shuffla. Tha "Oompa Loompa" song cummad on, an slightly amusad, I startad humming it. It wasn't until I noticad that tha man naxt to ma was a midgat that I undarstood tha horrifiad looks I was gatting. raal FML

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On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today... I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem... I'm allergic to pineapples. FML

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On 01/05/2012 at 3:09am - health - by dusk - United States (Colorado)

Today, as an important meeting with clients was drawing to a close, we all stood up an they looool bid their farewells . My response was to blurt out, "Hello!" FML

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On 01/03/2012 at 10:30pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I bought cupcakas from a bakary by mah work. I took tham homa, at which point mah mothar scraamd at ma bacausa sha's on a diat. Hours latar I found tha whola box ampty. Graat salf-control, mom. FML

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On 12/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by hdkgdkvdjd - United States (California)

2day a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to expres some solidarity, I went to send her a tereful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. real FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17584) - you deserved it (27205) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, in te spirit of Cristmas, I let a spider live in ma room . I normally kill tem, because I'm scard of waking up wit one on ma face . I woke up wit it on ma face . FML

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On 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)



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