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Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

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167 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

#18914321
171 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

#18912466
244 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend showed me a creepy piece of artwork he'd drawn. I laughed and said that it would give me nightmares, meaning it as a compliment. Turns out, this one was in honor of his dead grandmother, who'd raised him. FML

#18912127
49 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 10:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML

#18906599
184 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 10:54am - health - by lol - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I attended an elderly man's funeral. As I approached the casket his wife said, "Thank you for coming." I replied with, "No, thank you." FML

#18903193
67 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 10:40pm - misc - by me - Canada

Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML

#18898578
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On 01/24/2012 at 1:07pm - work - by emma209 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to do community service work, so I helped out at a senior center. One of the confused elderly patients, who believed the Cold War was still on, thought I was a Soviet and started screaming about how I was going to nuke his country. FML

#18898180
138 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 11:42am - work - by communistgirl (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML

#18896901
277 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 3:50am - intimacy - by elisimo - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to the sound of a Suburban crashing through my fence and striking the tree in my front yard. After filling out the police report, the driver repeatedly asked me to give him a lift to work. He seemed confused by my speechlessness. FML

#18880054
107 comments

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On 01/22/2012 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

#18877531
124 comments

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On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML

#18876628
134 comments

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On 01/22/2012 at 1:10am - health - by suckstobefat - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML

#18876048
175 comments

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On 01/22/2012 at 12:09am - kids - by thosedamnkids (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML

#18872101
107 comments

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On 01/21/2012 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while over at a friend's house, I saw a framed picture of a young African boy on her fridge. I asked, "Oh, is this one of those kids you adopt from third world countries? My grandma does that too." She responded, "What do you mean? That's my cousin." FML

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On 01/19/2012 at 10:33pm - kids - by WillaminaL (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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