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Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I'll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I "probably shouldn't bother," because it was "a bit shit, really." FML

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On 02/06/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML

#18998594
112 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by dreefsa - United States (California)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

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On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

#18968842
208 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by Arniii - United States

Today, I found out how it feels when a refrigerator door unhinges and falls on your toes. FML

#18965724
65 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 12:06am - health - by kb - United States (Texas)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
185 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

#18959859
169 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 9:41am - love - by Random (woman) - United States

Today, I went over to my neighbours' to politely complain about their dog, which had been barking non-stop for hours. This issue has been going on for months, and I finally decided today, of all days, was the day to resolve it. When I got there, they'd just got home from giving birth at the hospital. FML

#18959581
71 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 8:13am - misc - by Lentil (woman) - Australia

Today, my grandfather sent everyone in my family an email thanking them for the photo we got him. I'd bought the frame, edited the picture, and delivered it to him. All everyone else did was show up and complain while the picture was being taken. I'm the only one who didn't get a thank you email. FML

#18947435
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On 01/29/2012 at 10:01pm - misc - by the forgotten one (woman) - United States

Today, I found out we have new neighbors in our apartment complex that park in the stall next to our truck. Turns out their car is the same make of our truck. And it also turns out that when I unlock our truck it will set off their car alarm - every time. FML

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On 01/29/2012 at 11:00am - misc - by delamer (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

#18936748
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On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

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112 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

#18932795
111 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 10:46am - animals - by tannarox - United States (California)

Today, I had to Google how to find the area of a circle. I'm working on my PhD in engineering. FML

#18928299
214 comments

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On 01/27/2012 at 8:20pm - misc - by pirsquared (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

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On 01/27/2012 at 1:48am - health - by batsu (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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