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Today, I got my stuff together before leaving to take the bus: cigarettes, newspaper, mobile phone and the trash. I took me at least 5 minutes in the bus to realize that I was travelling with the trash on my knees. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14566) - you deserved it (6093)

On 01/10/2009 at 9:41am - misc - by titov - Sent from mobile version

Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML

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On 01/05/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by didi - Sent from mobile version



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