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Today, my apartment was robbed by my landlord. Her logic? "I own the building, and therefore everything in it." That TV cost more than my rent. FML


Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML


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On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML


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On 02/20/2011 at 3:35am - misc - by Katie - Reserved

Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML


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On 11/02/2010 at 2:20am - work - by saraleerocha - Sent from mobile version

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML


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On 09/26/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by lyssuhhhh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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