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by Anonymous / 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML
by Anonymous / 03/28/2012 at 1:31pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/28/2012 at 12:01pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by azmom / 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by MattBC97 / 03/27/2012 at 12:24pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by thammer / 03/27/2012 at 8:25am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML
by blueglover / 03/27/2012 at 3:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
by ohhdear.___. / 03/26/2012 at 10:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by user210 / 03/25/2012 at 11:05pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I had a terrible nightmare involving zombies slashing and eating at my face. I woke up in terror and urine, and found the slashing was very real: it was my cat pawing my face for me to feed him. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 1:21pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Mark Allan / 03/25/2012 at 12:06pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by ohno / 03/25/2012 at 9:11am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by lil123 / 03/25/2012 at 12:40am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Avery / 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm / United States (California) / Geek
by Anonymous / 03/23/2012 at 10:39pm / United States (Virginia) / Money
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say…
- Today, and since forever, my boyfriend talks in his sleep. Last night, he told me, “I like you very… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, I checked in at a hotel, got the keys and went up to my room. However, there seemed to be a…