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meneedlove
  • Town/Country : Milan, Italy
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 January 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1833
  • Number of comments : 190
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About meneedlove : When the devil ask you to dance, you better say never, cause a dance with the devil might last you forever.

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Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27606) - you deserved it (15702)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20314) - you deserved it (2727)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by seriously (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188 (454)

I agree, your life sucks (34156) - you deserved it (7049)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

#6968124 (222)

I agree, your life sucks (28689) - you deserved it (2736)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of 'Fight Club'. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345 (213)

I agree, your life sucks (18853) - you deserved it (8710)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19058) - you deserved it (4962)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59177) - you deserved it (7992)

On 08/16/2009 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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