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Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML

#18844690
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30150) - you deserved it (3314)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:57pm - health - by Shameful (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is so low. FML

#18844596
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22795) - you deserved it (4235)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:41pm - misc - by FML - United States (Texas)

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

#18844355
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27685) - you deserved it (4683)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:02pm - misc - by terrified - United States

Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML

#18844188
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31867) - you deserved it (4985)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Today, my parents are on holiday, which means I have the house to myself. Wild parties? Hot girls? Loads of beer? No. Flu. FML

#18843444
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28718) - you deserved it (5998)

On 01/18/2012 at 10:29am - health - by partypooper (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML

#18842582
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23518) - you deserved it (4855)

On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I'm supposed to start my new job as a Crime Scene Tech. Instead, I managed to electrocute myself with my hairdryer. I'll now have to attempt to explain to them that I really am qualified to safely operate an electrostatic lifting device, and other expensive equipment. FML

#18842553
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18420) - you deserved it (5954)

On 01/18/2012 at 6:15am - work - by Lyn (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm supposed to start my new job as a Crime Scene Tech. Instead, I managed to electrocute myself with my hairdryer. I'll now have to attempt to explain to them that I really am qualified to safely operate an electrostatic lifting device, and other expensive equipment. FML

#18842553
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18420) - you deserved it (5954)

On 01/18/2012 at 6:15am - work - by Lyn (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML

#18841081
225 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by meh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." FML

#18840950
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30541) - you deserved it (8965)

On 01/18/2012 at 12:09am - love - by too slow - United States

Today, I discovered that my new landlords must meet and approve guests of mine before they come over, and guests are not allowed when they aren't home or past 11pm. I'm 25 years old and just moved out of my parents' home to get away from my controlling mother. FML

#18840914
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26341) - you deserved it (3537)

On 01/18/2012 at 12:06am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I hosted a "Night Out Against Crime" party at our local park. Only three people came, they robbed our fundraiser booth. FML

#18839775
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25080) - you deserved it (4608)

On 01/17/2012 at 10:31pm - money - by no money anymore - United States

Today, I learned how awful intertrigo smells. I spent a ton of money and years of my life to become a health care provider apparently to treat the yeast infection between an obese woman's fat folds. FML

#18838483
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21916) - you deserved it (4672)

On 01/17/2012 at 8:39pm - work - by Sheliton (woman) - United States

Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML

#18837494
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7623) - you deserved it (26346)

On 01/17/2012 at 7:21pm - health - by Matchtopia - United States (Kansas)

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

#18837069
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25506) - you deserved it (7937)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by anon. (woman) - United States



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