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Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
- Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel… Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake… Today, my boyfriend keeps requesting that I make eye contact when I give him blowjobs. He won't let…