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Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

#527
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I agree, your life sucks (27729) - you deserved it (1656)

On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I attended my first meeting with my bosses. For lunch we went to a restaurant. I choked on a piece of meat and couldn't breathe anymore. I had to take that piece of meat out of my throat with my fingers, and then put it back on my plate all chewed up. FML

#453
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On 12/05/2008 at 7:49am - work - by Macdaddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

#432
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On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -



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