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by yerface / 02/12/2009 at 10:52pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Evil_Egbert / 02/12/2009 at 6:54am / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Intimacy
by notpreggers / 02/07/2009 at 7:54pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by name50 / 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
by hahahehehohohoo / 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I stuffed my buttcrack with toilet paper right before my job interview because I tend to sweat there a lot and was wearing a white skirt. I went to the bathroom afterward to take it out but it wasn't there anymore. It could have only gone up two places. FML
by wtf / 02/02/2009 at 10:28pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML
by Huge A Hole / 02/01/2009 at 12:22am / United States (Kansas) / Love
by ayw329 / 01/31/2009 at 8:51am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by aces10 / 01/25/2009 at 8:52am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by fecurtis / 01/22/2009 at 9:38am / United States (Virginia) / Geek
by Snotmyfault / 01/11/2009 at 9:33am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I attended my first meeting with my bosses. For lunch we went to a restaurant. I choked on a piece of meat and couldn't breathe anymore. I had to take that piece of meat out of my throat with my fingers, and then put it back on my plate all chewed up. FML