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Today, I was playing musical chairs at a family reunion. It's a well known fact that I'm competitive and tend to hip check people to get that last chair. It came down to me and The Nana. I won. The Nana has a broken hip. FML

#46151
60 comments

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On 02/15/2009 at 10:29am - misc - by nana. (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

#34306
39 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 10:52pm - misc - by yerface - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

#34306
39 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 10:52pm - misc - by yerface - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

#30273
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On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, the creepy skin care guy at the mall with the heavy accent asked me if I was pregnant. When I said no he replied "Oh, too many donuts then?" FML

#13891
29 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 7:54pm - misc - by notpreggers (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
76 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
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On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I stuffed my buttcrack with toilet paper right before my job interview because I tend to sweat there a lot and was wearing a white skirt. I went to the bathroom afterward to take it out but it wasn't there anymore. It could have only gone up two places. FML

#5836
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On 02/02/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by wtf - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML

#4336
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On 02/01/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Huge A Hole - United States (Kansas)

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

#4028
105 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year old virgin. FML

#2509
113 comments

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On 01/25/2009 at 8:52am - intimacy - by aces10 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML

#2165
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On 01/22/2009 at 9:38am - misc - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

#1975
39 comments

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On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version

Today, at the age of 22 I started eating my boogers. FML

#962
109 comments

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On 01/11/2009 at 9:33am - misc - by Snotmyfault - United States (Washington)



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